Disabled animal jokes

[slomobile]

A kind anesthesiologist recently told my son some bad jokes. As a dutiful dad I am required to add all bad jokes to my repertoire, now here for you to add to.

What do you call a:
Cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Cow with two legs? Lean Beef.
Cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
Deer with no eyes? NoEyeDeer (sounds like no idea)
Deer with no legs or eyes? StillNoEyeDeer.

Along similar lines,
Why do Elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an Elephant in a cherry tree? Works pretty good doesn't it.
Why aren't we supposed to walk in the woods between 4-5PM? Its when the Elephants come down from the cherry trees.
Why do beaver have flat tails? They walked in the woods between 4-5PM.

[Burgerman]

[foghornleghorn]

Deer with no eyes? NoEyeDeer (sounds like no idea)
Deer with no legs or eyes? StillNoEyeDeer.

Deer with no legs or eyes having sex? StillNoFuckingEyeDeer

What do you call a:
Man with no arms and legs in a swimming pool? Bob

[Burgerman]

Thought that was the goldfish?